GAZ MASTERS
Favourite Film : almost famous Favourite Superhero: Batman Favourite Drink : Chateau neuf du pape Favourite Band: Led Zeppelin Last song played: BB King - I Like To Live the Love Guilty Pleasure: David Hasselhoff - Country Roads Special Powers: Half Man Half Lion Joke: Man goes to a doctor with a strawberry lodged up his arse, Doctor says “I’ve got some cream for that" What do you want to be when you grow up? Alan Grant - Palaeontologist Celebrity Doppleganger: Owen Wilson Favourite word: Sponge Backstory: From the mean streets of Ormega, Gaz Masters was forced into a life of crime, constantly fending off adversaries in Ludo and Chess. One day after an accident with a bottle of gin, Gaz Masters was admitted to Ormega Hospital. complications arose in the surgery to his damaged pancreas, and somehow a lion pancreas had been implanted into his body. But rather than rejecting the new organ, Gaz gained the strength and courage of a lion. At first not knowing how to handle the powers Gaz Masters found himself playing small time panto roles, but one night he came across some thuggish youths troubling a small dog called Ralph. He saved the dog who he also found out could talk "you must be some sort of man lion", No our hero thought before saying aloud "I AM LION MAN" (Black Sabbath plays) |